Hi! I’m Riley.

When I was fifteen I decided I wanted to be a musician, poet, and essentially Keith Richards. Instead some other fun things happened. Like winning the CA State championships in mountain biking (because in NorCal why wouldn’t every high school have a mt. bike team?). And later making my Hollywood debut in such blistering roles as restaurant patron and office worker #7 (unaccredited). See my IMDB.

Over time, years of bar gigs, working as a butcher by day, and somehow having a stint in tech, have helped turn my hands and ears into the copy producing appendages they are today. That and looking at lots of ads too.

If you ever need help fileting a bluefin tuna, or just writing things down, hmu!